Today I made myself a gorgeous salad.
Because by now we all know I don't eat ugly food.
That's stupid. Because, you know, I made my own food today. So why eat ugly food if you have the opportunity to make it look pretty.
That's why.
So because I do not make you all jealous and eat ugly food. I'll give you my superyummie gorgeous salad.
First: ingredients.
one apple - one tomato - one can of tuna (in water, oil is stupid in this salad :p) - one hand of mixed lettuce - cucumber
So :D haha
First put the lettuce in a deep plate. Then you open the can of Tuna and hold it with the can opener over the sink and continue to open it really slow so all the water seeps out so you don't have to wait for that afterwards :D hahaha
And then you shift the lettuce to one side of the plate and scoop 1/3 of the tuna on the empty side of the plate and tack it with a fork so it's not all lumpy (: ... And theeen you take the tomato and slice it in half. Now eat one half and slice one half in half again. Then you slice those parts in four and put them on your place.
THEN you take the apple - romove the core - and slice it in half. Slice one half in smaller pieces and throw the other one away. Or give it to the birds. Or eat it. It's your party.
And finally you you root it up a little and add some pepper (salt? nah) and eh eat :)
